Elvira Mistress of the Dark


The Modern Woman who puts all the emphasis of her marriage on the wedding is automatically the cause of the divorce when it happens, plain and simple. 

If you had to have the groom in the right tuxedo and the right dresses for the bridesmaids, etc. when you most likely get divorced it was all your fault starting from that day. 

If he beat you its probably because you kept trying to neuter him.

If he cheated on you its because you became frigid and lifeless, or you probably cheated on him.

If he was bad with money, its because you were stupid with money first and he has been wanting to get you back.

If he shoots himself in the head, its cause you are the worst thing that ever happened to him because you drain away his life.

All these can be linked to that one special day, so ladies stop being so stuck up and just settle for...hmm whats it called? oh yes a LONG and HAPPY marriage, unless you want that LONG and EXPENSIVE wedding then by all means.

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Ash Cutting

Bob Barker

Where is Bob Barker when you need him? I am becoming more and more ashamed of being hispanic with every teen pregnacy and its about time they made a law to have Latino kids spayed or neutered. All youth is upping the population but I can't deny hispanics are raking in the most numbers, and odds aren't in favor of the generation that is coming from these kids doing much better...well maybe at raking in higher numbers.

For the teen out there that got raped or simply made a mistake but has the means to and desire to take responsibilty for their actions in hope to raise their child smarter than they were, you have my respect. For those who did it just for the sex and either aborted or are letting their parents raise the child so they can fuck some more, someone take the children away from these children and cut out their reproductive organs so they don't make the same mistake again.

No more adopting outside the country we have enough mutt children in the streets today not knowing how their parents going to the same school they are will be bringing home food, and hell if middle class workers don't need their tax dollars wasted on programs helping these stupid horny idiots who can't figure out the importance of a condom or how to use it, take away their human rights and cut out the gear once it has been abused, harder working smart people can use the money for help with their diabetes medicine so take it away from lazy baby makers just fucking to make more for even more money.

Spay or Neuter all the young monkeys in this country, take their kids away and give them to any adopting decent family and I do mean ANY, all this bullshit keeping homosexuals from adopting and all the highways of paperwork and regulations are just making life harder for the people who didn't choose to be born to morons. We need to take away rights now before we are giving rights we never needed later, like enforced cannibalism to thin out these numbers.
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Captain Spaulding

I like This Place

 Being an Introvert its difficult for me to find any one group to belong to, but I think this just might be it. For the past year I have been dealing with the frustration of being part of my Fiance's LiveJournal Community. I just wasn't big on any net blogging, journal whathaveyou thing and she inisisted to the point she made me an account, and added it to her group.

Well everyone in that group is obsessed with something I am not obsessed with, then I finally thought to make my own cause I do like speaking my mind and I feel its almost destructive to just keep it inside and I like the idea of being brave enough to let others read in and give their hopefully constructive criticism or opinon. 

Group after group was something I could tell was just another obsession after the other and there are few things I obsess over and really I just want to Ramble, and not every day whenever I get the free time. It's good to see other people do too so I am just going to set my boots here till someone decides to kick me out.

Keep on Ramblin' * gets cliche brick thrown at him*
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Wow... long time...

Alright so it's been ages since I even checked this community, I had no idea there were even other members. Ive been really interested in the illuminati lately... so... I seen all these videos about "new world order" on you tube... haha and these people are like "We have to stop them" but... I think it's bullshit when you think about it... The Illuminati cant be stopped... if they control most of the world's government and banks... they are much much too large to stop at this point... am I right? anyone have an opinion... or anymore conspiracy theories.?

Just an idea-- might become a short story later

Sean Carroll's Brain

Sean Carroll was a twittering self-proclaimed genius, and wanted everyone to know just how damned brilliant he was. During his Freshman year of high school, he had written a paper on the similarities between different factions of the Russian Social Democratic Labor Party and how Bolshevik principles should be applied to present-day America. Now, three years after his graduation, he found the paper while going through some of his old belongings he'd packed away before moving out of his parent's home. Since then, he had finished two years at a community college, but wasn't able to keep his GPA up to standard on account of his excessive merrymaking, and had to drop out halfway through his third semester. He became depressed over the matter, but finding the paper gave him a renewed sense of confidence. Once again, he proclaimed himself to be a great mind, but without having a clue as to how many people came before him with strikingly similar ideas. Other people had the same problem, so it wasn't an uncommon circumstance.

One such example was a young man by the name of Joseph Browning. While he was most certainly a gifted student, he failed to observe even the most obvious goings-on around him; as a result, he was just short of becoming an innovator, even though he would often boast of his aptitude for original thought.

"I'm thinking about fusing jazz with metal. No one's ever done that before," Joseph exclaimed to a room of people he thought respected him. Two of the people in his room sat thinking how Noise Records was just weeks away from releasing WatchTower's "Control And Resistance," which successfully fused elements of jazz and heavy metal. As the two glanced at each other, Joseph mistook their introspective gazes as silent praise while he managed to play some "jazz" chords he'd learned from a "jazz" guitar book. John, who'd studied jazz guitar, thought the chords sounded more like Chicago blues, which he hated passionately, but let Joseph's claim go unchallenged in hope of Joseph making a bigger fool of himself sometime in the future, and in front of a much more hostile crowd than the one presently gathered. The real kick in the ol' ass was that Joseph had seen WatchTower play the very description of his unmindful contrivance a few months before at Joe's Garage.

And so, such was the folly of Sean Carroll: ever the gifted youth, but always just a step or two behind his contemporaries without ever realizing it.

One night as Sean romanticized about joining a revolution which had "been in progress since 1917," he at once flipped open his skull and removed his brain. After winding up his arm as would a major league pitcher, he heaved it into the star-lit sky with such stupendous force it surprised even himself. The brain bolted through the atmosphere, nearly reaching the exosphere while Sean looked on as his brain disappeared from his sight. Moments later, gravity did it's job, and the brain began it's descent. Sean squealed with glee as it came back into view.

Not far away from where Sean was having his impetuous moment of what one could describe- had there been anyone around to have actually seen it happen- as outright adolescent uncouthness, Gina and Rob sat looking into the sky, hoping to catch sight of a falling star.

"We'll wait for a little while longer, if you like," said Rob as he pulled her closer to him while at the same time lusting over the way the wind was blowing her long, dark hair into her face. Fuck, she was sexy with hair in her face.
"I'll wait with you as long as this night lasts," answered Gina.

Just above the mesosphere, Sean's brain sped toward Earth. It popped. It fizzled. And then there was nothing left of it.

Sometime around three a.m., Rob and Gina decided to go back to the cabin they had rented for their honeymoon.

"Wish we could've seen just one damned shooting star tonight," said Gina as they walked back to the car.
"Yeah," sighed Rob.

A change....

I had to quit smoking the herb... that's why Ive been gone for a while, just havent really felt like writing.
Ive been thinking alot about the concept of home lately.... Ive lived in the same town my entire life, and yet it never really has ever felt like home, which leaves me to wonder, where is home? Do I have a home? There are a couple of places Ive always been drawn to (mainly California, and New York) but Im still not quite entirely sure either of them would feel like home either. I often feel like a speck of dust floating in an infinite universe looking for just the right spot to land. The question is ... will I know it when I find it?
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Hahah Flashbacks....

I couldnt sleep... so I came into the livngroom to watch a bit of t.v. in hopes it would finally make me sleepy. Anyway, I come in, and Saved by the Bell (with the original cast) was on... and I was like wtf... flashback. So now Im feeling all nostalgic soo... here's a random list of shit I miss from "back in the day".
1-Crystal Clear Pepsi
2-Gem and the Rockers
3-Fraggle Rock
5-Jellies (the adoreably slippery when your feet sweat shoe)
6-New Kids on the Block
7-2 words..... Hammer Pants... cant touch this hhahahaa
8- toys inside cereal boxes... what ever happened to those?
9-slap bracelets
10- most of all.... cheap gas

yep... there's more I just cant think right now
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Ummm yeah...

Alright, so Im pretty ripped... and here's whats on my mind. I totally love the new Gorillaz song "Feel Good Inc."- something about that song just feels good... totally love the video I could probably stare blankly at it for hours.
I once read somewhere "whores are prettier when they are crying" ... I thought about it... and ya know... I think its the truth.
Tonight at work this guy started singing "I would walk 500 miles..." ummm yeah... I felt quite ashamed when I realized that I was the only one there that knew it was The Proclaimers... haha Im such a geek.

Tonight's combo for cotton mouth and munchies: Chocolate milk, apples, and New Ports
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Alright... New Community--

I decided to start a random thoughts community as I am generally just thinking up off the wall shit. Soo here are some starter ones.

--How toilet paper companies could make a killing..--
Biblical scripture toilet paper would be one of the best selling ideas ever, first of all... churches would love to use it as a witnessing tool... it would be in every bathroom stall in every church in America.- and lastly- there are a ton of people out there who would like nothing more than to wipe their ass with God's word-
--Strawberry poptarts make me happy.--
--Lines on the toes of socks... are really annoying.
--People that smell like odd things-- I went to school with a girl that always smelled like syrup... it was really weird.
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