--How toilet paper companies could make a killing..--
Biblical scripture toilet paper would be one of the best selling ideas ever, first of all... churches would love to use it as a witnessing tool... it would be in every bathroom stall in every church in America.- and lastly- there are a ton of people out there who would like nothing more than to wipe their ass with God's word-
--Strawberry poptarts make me happy.--
--Lines on the toes of socks... are really annoying.
--People that smell like odd things-- I went to school with a girl that always smelled like syrup... it was really weird.